Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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