His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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