Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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