He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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