were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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