i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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