Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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