You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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