ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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