we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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