Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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