she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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