awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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