no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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