yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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