absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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