yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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