So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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