she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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