im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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