"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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