ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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