no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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