Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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