Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
