watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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