i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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