actually, I'm a sock model
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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