You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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