I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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