so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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