Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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