i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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