To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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