I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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