what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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