And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize