Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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