How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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