Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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