Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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