He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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