she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
They have beer where we have blood.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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