Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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