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(651): View more from Minnesota

You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..

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(773): View more from Illinois

CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)

(1-773): View more from Illinois

How many people did you send this to?

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.

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(716): View more from New York

It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm pregnant.

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The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???

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(651): View more from Minnesota

THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD

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(705): View more from Ontario

He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love

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