even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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