she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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