.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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