I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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