I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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