If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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