As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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