just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Someone shattered a urinal.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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