I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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