I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm like, not good at living.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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