apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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