he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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