it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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