no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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